Sunday, April 14, 2013

4 nuns

Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.
Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned.
"Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said.
"Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her.
Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned.
"Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied.
"Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said.
Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun.
Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?"
She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The truth comes out

Spelling
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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in
copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,
not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to
question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the fir...st copy,
it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the
subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries,
but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original
manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds
of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R!
We missed the R!
We missed the R!"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying
uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was..

CELEBRATE"

(that probably what happened to that freak J.C. lmao)

Saturday, April 6, 2013

These televangelists, radio preachers, ministers and priests show how gullible people are, especially Americans. LMAO

ormar & Dawkins

food for thought

Under religion you are vainly begot and then forbidden vanity, created sick, commanded to be sound, and do you think that such as you, a maggot minded love
starved fanatic crew, god gave a secrete and denied it to me, well well, what matter it, believe that, too.

Peacefully they will die in your name, and beyond
the grave they will find only death, but we will keep the secret that you intice them with, while emptying their
pockets. Thank you Omar

The god of the old testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction, jealous and proud of it, a petty unjust control freak, a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser, a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, philicidal, pestilential, mega maniacal, sadomasochistic, malevolent bully.

Rome and religion then and today

All the answers about religion, are reveled in a great book, “The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.” Mr. Gibbon reveals how the world was completely changed by the Jews and their descendants, the Christians and the Muslims. The Bible says it all, but people have been “trained” to read of mass slaughters and think it was proper. The Jews hated and still hate (though now they have learned to hid...e it by controlling the media and congress, to pass laws favorable to Israel and detrimental to the U.S citizen. This is on Israeli talk shows that the Americans will never see, but it is on YouTube and "Documentaries." The Muslins have stupidly reveal their hatred of all others on their media and the Jews use it to propagandize the U.S.
This idea, of one god and death to all others first came from the writings in the Jewish “holly books.” The Christians followed that teaching as did the Muslims. They hate all that are not Jews. Jews would slaughter whole towns and the Romans would put down those rebels and punish the Jews for doing it, then give the Jews back their rights so they could do it all again.
Then Constantine made Christianity the Roman religion and the world started to kill itself, and went right into the "Dark Ages" Before that, during the Pagan years, all religions were treated with respect and they all respected each other. When Rome, as it did with Carthage, concord a nation, it would have ceremonies to bring the defeated nation's gods to Rome. There were no “Religious” wars. Now most wars are the result of the idea that one religion is the only “true” religion and should be in power. That is the driving force of American Christianity today. Religion poisons everything and has since the Jews claimed “the promised land.” over the dead bodies of the people living there, because Judaism claimed they were the “chosen people.” And it continues today because the Balfour declaration got the Jews back in power to steal and kill their way to power. And the Jewish fanatics are at it now, hoping to use their nuclear power to raise the Jews to start “Armageddon?”
Read the Bible (the all time best seller and least read book) and the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire’s parts about the way the Jews and Christians were treated and why Rome was so easy on the Jews. The Romans respected the Jews and hated the Jewish religion because it was the opposite of Roman religious philosophy of treating them lawfully. But the Jews hated everyone that wasn’t a Jew and the Christians followed the Jewish law of stealing from and killing the people whose land they wanted. The bible says to do that and Jesus said that you should hate all, even yourselves or you could not become his deciples. It is in black and white but because it comes from their “HOLLY BOOK” it goes right over peoples’ heads. Hate, not love, is their practice and it goes on today as it did yesterday, and will tomorrow, with United States’ backing of Israel and by what is called “Blow Back” from U.S. actions that were designed to rid the world of democracies and put in puppet states that preyed on their people for the benefit of American foreign policy. And like Rome we are headed for a big surprise, folks.
The biggest lie is that America wants other nations to become democracies. We want dictators we can rule with the CIA.
Israel is a U.S. client state and the weapons we sold to the Arabs were WW11 surplus we wanted to get rid of. Any modern weapons were sold only to U.S. client states like Iran and the Shaw who would use the weapons to suppress their peoples. Weapons to Israel were to suppress none Jews and make war for the benefit of America and American weapons manufacturers. But Israel has stabbed us in the back and or government just stays out of the way as long as they can claim neutrality. LOL
Israeli heritage is to steal and kill and rape; it is all in the Bible. But it is ok for some goat herder say “were” the chosen people, right? Lies feed to a gullible people. Or were they? They got the spoils, the virgins and the protection of Rome after being punished for slaughtering none Jewish people. Rome protected the right to religion in its pagan period. All Roman religions were equal and there were no wars because of religion except the Jews killing none Jews. It is a lie that Jews were persecuted by Rome
The Israelis practiced it first, then the Christians, then the Muslims. They all learned it from Israel and its "Holly BOOK." It should he called the Jewish apartheid killing book. What a monster that sheep herder used to control the Hebrews.
Religion is a lie and so are the peoples who use religion to justify their hatred of anyone not of their brand of foolishness.
False faith in false religions. There is no sky fairy only the heaven and hell you make while you live.
Religion accomplishes a lot of terror that builds on itself. Why is it so bad over the centuries? Because it builds on itself and its lies

Friday, April 5, 2013

Jewish aperthid from Roman times. Their was no Jewish predjudice by Rome

All the answers are reveled in a great book, “The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.” Mr. Gibbon reveals how the world was completely changed by the Jews and their descendents, the Christians and the Muslims. The Bible says it all but people have been “trained” to read of mass slaughters and think it was proper!!! The Jews hated and still hate (though now they have learned to hide it, as the Mu...slins have stupidly reveal their hatred of all others. This idea first came from the writings of the Jewish “holly books.” The Christians followed that teaching as did the Muslims. They hate all that are not Jews. Jews would slaughter whole towns and the Romans would slaughter the Jews for doing it, then give the Jews back their rights so they could do it all again.
Then Constantine made Christianity the Roman religion and the world started to kill itself. Before that, during the Pagan years, all religions were treated with respect and they all respected each other. When Rome, as it did with Carthage, concord a nation, it would have ceremonies to bring the defeated gods to Rome. There were no “Religious” wars. Now most wars are the result of the idea that one religion is the only “true” religion. Religion poisons everything and has since the Jews claimed “the promised land.” over the dead bodies of the people living there, because Judaism claimed they were the “chosen people.” And it continues today because the Balfour declaration got the Jews back in power to steal and kill their way to power. And the Jewish fanatics are at it now, hoping to use their nuclear power to raise the Jews to start “Armageddon?”
Read the Bible (the all time best seller and least read book) and the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire’s parts about the way the Jews and Christians were treated and why Rome was so easy on the Jews. The Romans respected the Jews and hated the Jewish religion because it was the opposite of Roman religious philosophy of treating them lawfully. But the Jews hated everyone that wasn’t a Jew and the Christians followed the Jewish law of stealing from and killing the people whose land they wanted. The bible says to do that and Jesus said that you should hate all, even yourselves or you could not become his decuples. It is in black and white but because it comes from their “HOLLY BOOK” it goes right over peoples’ heads. Hate, not love, is their practice and it goes on today as it did yesterday, and will tomorrow, with United States’ backing of Israel and by what is called “Blow Back” from U.S. actions that were designed to rid the democracies and put in puppet states that preyed on their people for the benefit of American foreign policy. And like Rome we are headed for a big surprise, folks.
Israel is a U.S. client state and the weapons we sold to the Arabs were WW11 surplus we wanted to get rid of. Any modern weapons were sold only to U.S. client states like Iran and the Shaw who would use the weapons to suppress their peoples. Weapons to Israel were to suppress none Jews and make war for the benefit of America and American weapons manufacturers. But Israel has stabbed us in the back and or government just stays out of the way as long as they can claim neutrality. LOL
Israeli heritage is to steal and kill and rape; it is all in the Bible. But it is ok for some goat herder say “were” the chosen people, right? Lies feed to a gullible people. Or were they? They got the spoils, the virgins and the protection of Rome after being punished for slaughtering none Jewish people. Rome protected the right to religion in its pagan period. All Roman religions were equal and there were no wars because of religion except the Jews killing none Jews. It is a lie that Jews were persecuted by Rome
The Israelis practiced it first then the Christians then the Muslims. They all learned it from Israel and its "Holly BOOK." It should he called the Jewish apartheid killing book. What a monster that sheep herder used to control the Hebrews.
Religion is a lie and so are the peoples who use religion to justify their hatred of anyone not of their brand of foolishness.
False faith in false religions. There is no sky fairy only the heaven and hell you make while you live.
Religion accomplishes a lot of terror that builds on itself. Why is it so bad over the centuries? Because it builds on itself and its lies